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  Shit happens

Taoism: Shit happens!

Confucianism: Confucius says "Shit happens".

Buddhism: Shit happening is an illusion.

Islam: Shit happening is the will of Allah.

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Hinduism: This shit has happened before.

Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it..

Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Christian Science: If shit happens, pray and it will go away.

Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.

Atheism: Shit happens for no reason.

Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

Hare Krishna: Shit happens, happens, happens!

Stoicism: Shit happens; I can take it.

Jehova's Witnesses: Let us in and we'll tell you why shit happens.

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit and see what happens.





 
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